Lamenting the fact that wearing a pet hermit crab around your neck is not longer politically correct? (I’m not kidding! People used to do this in the 1990s! Gah!) Well now you can move on to an equally lovable and irresistibly tiny pet cactus.
This tiny cactus cell phone charm comes sealed in a tiny plastic jar which contains some sort of gel to keep it alive… for a while I’m guessing. And it can be yours for only $9.99 from thinkgeek.com.